HI!, And welcome to my website, i know that its only one page but it really is probably the biggest ollection of simpsons sounds on the internet!! So please enjoy and e-mail me if any of the sounds dont work!!!

Tom Kettle


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HOMER: 32 D'ohs...347KB

GRAMPA: Bitch Bitch Bitch...29.3KB

GRAMPA:You know you remind me of a poem I cant remember, and a song that may never have existed and a place im not sure ive ever been to...135KB

QUIMBY:You cant seriously wanna ban alcohol! It tastes great, its makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invunerable to critasism...91.4KB

HOMER: Oh my god space aliens!!! Please dont eat me I have a wife and kids eat them...55.2KB

APU: I am Apu Nasapeemaphetilon...21.2KB

APU: I dont understand...14.4KB

APU: For the next five minutes im going to party likes its been unsaid for 1999...96.6KB

APU: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart song...307KB

APU: Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinky...16.6KB

HOMER: *silly voice* oooh im officer marge and im gonna arrest you!! ooh marge not here...79.8KB

HOMER: ooh theres so much I dont know about astro physics! I wish id read that book by that wheel chair guy...68.7KB

BARNEY: Burp...6.12KB

BARNEY: yoohoo burp...14.3KB

MOE: Barney dont steel any beer while im gone!! BARNEY: Moe what kind of drunk do you take me for!!? Ohh someone split beer in this ashtray...100KB

BARNEY: Hey Homer im worried about the beer supply, after this create and the next create theres only one create left! etc...178KB

HOMER: im mister Burns blah blah blah, I thikn im real big blah blah blah! BURNS: Destroy him!...135KB

HOMER: Hey there blimpy boy flying through the skies so fancy free...109KB

HOMER: Argh Boogie man!...12.6KB

HOMER: Boring!...10.1KB

RALPH: When I grow up im going to bovine university!...33.7KB

HOMER: *flushes toilet three times* marge someone broke the toilet...193KB

BART: Overload, Pleasure overload...27.5KB

BART: Whooooo thats good squishy...71.2KB

BART: Prank call to moes, B.O. Problem...280KB

SIENCE GUY:Now im gonna burn his donut to show how many calaries it has, HOMER: Noooo SCIENCE GUY: the brite blue flame shows this was a particularly sweet donut HOMER: This is not happening...116KB

HOMER: I am the champion, I amm the champion, no time for losers cause I am the champion, of the world!!!...77.5KB

CLETUS: Hey kids were eating dinner tonight...64.7KB

BART: Your damned if you do and your damned if you dont!...27KB

HOMER OH my god hes stealing all he byrgers *punches guy repeatitly* KID: stop stop hes already dead...171KB

*phone rings* HOMER: Hello dean your a stupid head! DAN: Homer is that you? HOMER: ARGH...73.2KB

BURNS: Yes your in deep doh now!...31.7KB

DISCO STU: Disco stu, likes to party...43KB

HOMER D'oh...2.57KB

HOMER: D'oh LISA: A dear MARGE: A female deer...215KB

HOMER: Mmmmmm forbiden donut...58.7KB

DR NICK: Hi everybody BART, HOMER: Hi doctor nick...37.7KB

BURNS: Excellent...6.6KB

BURNS: I dont like being out doors smithers, one thing is there are too many fat kids!...103KB

HOMER: you suck didlyuck flanders...21.3KB

HOMER: sings flinstones theme with a humourous ending :)...201KB

BURNS:Ooh the germans are mad at me!!!! *continues to make fun of them!*...182KB

McBain: oh ho *gets hit by flood of acid* argh my eyes the goggles do nothing...123KB

BART: Good morning world!...77.2KB

FIRE GUY:homer were gonna have to saw your arms off HOMER: Theyll grow back right? GUY: yeah, homer are you just holding on to the cans HOMER: your point being?...177KB

NELSON: haha...11.2KB

HOMER: oh look at me im making people happy, im the magical man, frm happy land in a gum drop house on lollypop lane!...81.6KB

HOMER: hello!...7.76KB

BART: Hello mother dear...21.7KB

HOMER: hey this is Homer Simpson saying howdy to all the girls out there in radio land...70.5KB

HOMER: Mmmm free goo.45.7KB

HOMER: nacho nacho man i wanna be a nacho man...62.8KB

HOMER: no tv and ne beer make Homer something something MARGE: Go crazy HOMER: dont min if i do! blasfieggsk...145KB

HOMER: You mainiacs you blew it up, damn you damn you all to hell!...98KB

HOMER: roooooar must destroy man kind! OOh lunch time!...57.1KB

HOMER: I am evil Homer I am evil homer x3...65.8KB

HOMER: gas break honk gas break honk honk honk punch gas gas gas...44.8KB

HOMER heee hoo woo eh he hu ho...36.9KB

HOMER: hello can anyone hear me? Im somewhere where I dont know where I am...50.3KB

HOMER: Nooooooooooooo...22.3KB

MARGE: you have the right to remain silence! HOMER: I choose to wave that right !! argh argh bluuuuu aergggh...67.1KB

HOMER: yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I fell like loving you!...45.4KB

HOMER: you are gay hehehehehe...22.2KB

HOMER: the information superhighway shows the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek...60.4KB

Announcer: Hes been called the brick hit house, the southern dandy its HOMER SIMPSON!...70.6KB

HOMER: oh oh oh oh table 5 x2...153KB

BART: Im Bart Simpson who the hell are you?...21.6KB

BART: Im bartman...12.9KB

HOMER: D'oh d'oh d'oh, er..I mean wohoo...37KB

ITCHY and SCRATCHY theme tune...113KB

BART: Mom its broken x3...33.7KB

BART: jingle bells bartman smells robin laid an egg, thej batmobile losts its wheel the joker got away...110KB

KRUSTY: hello? huhuhuhahaha...47.6KB

KRUSTY: huhuhhuhahahaha...72.4KB

SPRINGFIELD PEEPS all say phrases, LISA: if anyone wanst me ill be in my room HOMER: What the hell kind of a catch phrase is that?...175KB

BART and MICHAEL JACKSON: Sing lisas birthday song...546KB

HOMER: Mmmm 64 slices of american cheese!...49.5KB

HOMER: Hello my name is Mr Burns I believe you have aletter for me? CLERK: Ok Mr Burns, whats your first name? HOMER: I dont know!...16KB

MARGE: hhhmmmmmmmm...23.8KB

HOMER: Marge I have some horribel bone chilling news! Ooooh the mails here...138KB

HOMER: Mmmmm beer...52.7KB

HOMER: I know you can read my thoughts boy! MEow meow meow meow meow meow mewo meow...88KB

HOMER: here are your messages, you have thirty minutes to move your car, ten minutes, your cay has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have thirty minutes to move your cube!...159KB

MOE: When I get a hold of you Im gonna use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brain...42.9KB

MOE: Listen to me you, when i catch you im gonna oull your eyes out and stick em down your throat so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, then im gonna use your tongue to paint my boat...147KB

HOMER: Call mr plow thats my name that name again is Mr plow..120KB

LISA: dad, whats a muppet, HOMER: not quite a mop and not quite a puppet but man, hehehe o answer your questin i dont know!...54.9KB

NED: were done for were done didly un for, were dun didly idly dun dididly un HOMER: flanders snap out of it!...126KB

NED: hiddly ho!...177KB

NED: oh indeedly doodly...14.2KB

NED: okly dokly do!...22.9KB

HOMER: Dear homer I ow you one emergency donut, signed homer. Bastard hes always one step ahead...35.5KB

MOE: Lots of prank calls from bart...140KB

RALPH: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and eat everythig in the reataurant and they had to close the restaurant...62.5KB

SIMPSONS FAMILY sing rudolph the riendeer song...572KB

RALPH: Ms hoover theres a dog in the vent...40.5KB

RALPH: Aw my face is on fire...25.4KB

RALPH: Its still funny but not ha ha funny...27.6KB

BURNS: Use an open face club! A sandwich...83.9KB HOMER: Mmmmm open face club sandwich...83.9KB

DOG and CAT: We love you...41.6KB

Patti: Aaah shes always leaving the toilet seat up...21.2KB

HOMER: Shutup!...8.57KB

HOMER: Shut up brain or ill stab you with a cue tip...15KB

SIMPSONS THEME in a relaxed manor!!...38.3KB

HOMER: juratfhfsf MARGE: Homer what is it? slowdown! HOMER: *slower* juratfhfsf...56.1KB

DEAN: Mister! I cant stand the sound of you voice...20.6KB

CHOIRE: hens love roosters, everyone else loves ned flanders...34.5KB

HOMER: Some people call me the spacecowboy, some call me the gangster of love...227KB

HOMER: There was a little spanish fleet...135KB

HOMER: No time for that now, the computers starting...21.3KB

HOMER: yeh moe that team sure did suck last night, ive seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!!...56.5KB

HOMER: In america first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...94.7KB

HOMER: huh super fun happy slide...20.8KB

SIMPSONS theme tune, short version...63.7KB

GUY: whenI say hello mr thompson and push down on your foot you smile and nod HOMER: no problem GUY: Hello mr thompson HOMER: I think hes talkig to you...103KB

BART: beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot...37.4KB

SKINNER: go ahead water it down some more WILLY: God sir! I cant water it down any more...92KB

HOMER: well what is a wedding, well webstars dictionary defines a wedding as the process of removing weeds from ones garden!...68.2KB

WIGGUM: no you got the wrong number this is 912...29.8KB

WILLIE: Bonjour! You cheese eating monkeys...31.7KB

HOMER: woohoo...10.5KB

RALPH: Ms hoover? my worm went in my mouth and then I eat it! can i have another one? HOOVER: No ralph just try to sleep while the other children are learning RALPH: ooh sleep thats when im a viking...107KB

HOMER: yellooo?...16.4KB